Snookis baby talk

WITH ‘CHILD’: Dad-to-be Jionni LaValle lives it up with then-immature Snooki last summer, before the pregnancy. (
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Having a baby sure changes things.

Just ask Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the hellion-turned-homebody who, after weeks of speculation and denial, finally admitted that she is expecting a bundle of joy.

“No more peeing on porches. Those days are over,” said Polizzi, who is in her 15th week of pregnancy.

The pint-sized, pouf-haired party girl, known for her wild reality TV antics, tells Us Weekly magazine she is a changed woman now that motherhood is around the corner.

Though she’s excited now about the prospect of being parents with fiancé Jionni LaValle, bliss wasn’t exactly her first reaction.

“S–t,” she said to herself at the time. “I’ve been drinking. I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.”

Viewers know that crazy is practically Polizzi’s middle name. Her antics include a 2010 arrest for creating a public nuisance and an all-out brawl with roommate Angelina Pivarnick over a guy.

And, of course, there’s that whole peeing on the porch thing.

Until Snooki confirmed the pregnancy, she thought it was stress that was throwing her off.

“Sometimes I’m a week late,” Polizzi, 24, said. “But I always take a pregnancy test just in case.”

Polizzi said she lied about the pregnancy at first because she wasn’t ready to share the news until after she hit 12 weeks.

In the meantime, her pregnancy has been filled with some strange dreams.

“I had a dream I was in labor and my mom induced me with a shot in my shoulder,” she said. “My old principal was my doctor. You know when you hold in a fart and it hurts? In my dream they were contractions.”

As for the real thing, she has it all planned out.

“I’m not scared,” Polizzi said. “I’m getting an epidural. Natural birth? Eff that!”

When Polizzi saw her baby on a sonogram, she said, “It looks like an alien.”

Snooki said she will name the baby after the father if it’s a boy. They haven’t discussed girls’ names yet.

“I want something Italian and normal,” Polizzi said. “Not like Blanket or Lamp.”

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